“Can you point me in the direction of hatchets? I asked an employee at a big box DIY store. I was shopping for my brother’s birthday, which is today, and didn’t have time to wander looking for it.
“Well, first I need to know what you’re planning to do with it.” I looked up at his smirk and smiled.
“Oh who knows. My brother wants it.”
He made a thing of giving me a sizing-up look, then motioned for me to follow him. Part way across the store I said, “I’ll also need a plastic tarp and garbage bags.”
“We’ll get you a bag of lime, too”
The best shopping experience ever.
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