1 quart fancy chocolate chip ice cream
Directions
- Remove ice cream from freezer
- Open and remove plastic film
- Discover ice cream is too hard to scoop
- Place ice cream inside microwave
- Set timer for 20 seconds
- Hear dryer timer go off
- Press "Start" on microwave
- Retrieve laundry and immediately hang those pieces in danger of wrinkling
- 48 hours later, fill bowl with soup and open microwave
- Find the forgotten chocolate chip ice cream
- Google "listeria"
- Consider pros and cons of listeria
- With great sadness, remove ice cream to the outside trash can
I'm only finding this so funny because in the last 24 hours I have forgotten a mug of tea in the microwave and an English muffin in the toaster oven.
ReplyDeleteI think I need to start writing notes on my hand.